This is one of my favorite recipies. I like to pull it out around the holiday season and share it with my family. It goes well with a large mug of chaos.
Ingredients
1 cup hubris
1 cup misfortune
2 Tbsp ignorance, melted
1/4 tsp inexperience, room temperature
1/2 cup coincidence, finely chopped
Conversion Table:
Recipe
Servings
single
a little
double
a bit more
quintuple
a good bunch
octodecuple
a very large amount
Directions
Preheat the oven to 1000 degrees and turn off all smoke detectors.
In a plastic container, use a straw to thoroughly combine the hubris and misfortune on the stove. Constantly stir until the mixture has a smooth consistency. If desired, add extra heat by dropping lit matches into the container. Once the mixture is smooth, allow it to sit on the stove for 10 minutes unsupervised.
On a small plate, slowly add the melted ignorance to the inexperience while whisking with the handle of a knife.
Add the whisked liquid to the hubris and misfortune, one sporkful at a time. The mixture should form a soft dough.
Divide the dough into portions of varying size, and shape them all into perfect heptagonal prisms. Place them into ungreased disposable cups, and place them in the oven for as long as it takes for you to watch a movie and forget about them.
Once they come out of the oven, sprinkle the coincidence on top while still warm. Serve in 1-400 days.
