Introduction

Neil Breen is our true lord and savoir, like the alien robot Jesus he portrayed in one of his sci-fi...sci...science fiction, legitimate, mainstream, full-length feature films.
Here's his filmography:

A community of fellow Breenites

Quality Quotes

“I wanna be honest with all of you. I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country. All over the world. I have discovered more information than any hacker ever has. Ever. What I have found will shock you. Here are the files and supporting documents. And supporting truths. The factual documents. I'm releasing these files to the public today.”

“My name is Aaron Brand. I always thought I was doing the right thing in preparing for life. I was the first in my class in college in computer science. I joined the military and became a fighter pilot. I won many medals for distinguished service. I've always lived between this world and the other. I'm now a covert agent, Mercenary for any nation that wants to control another. I met the love of my life when I was 7, and stayed with her forever. We loved each other and we're getting married. I joined my country's Secret Strategic Support Branch of the Defense Intelligence Agency, to fight terrorism around the world, and became the best agent they ever had. I developed a way to control any computer or satellite the government had. The fact that I became so digitally, electronically powerful scared my government as well as others. It was that power that caused them to assassinate my fiance, and break my heart forever. It caused me to re-evaluate what I was doing for my country, and that maybe, other countries would be interested in my services. After all, I controlled access to the national geospatial intelligence agency. I control access to anything and everything, even from my little simple, brilliant setup. My girlfriend and I always wanted to have children, and now all of that's been taken away from me. I work as a freelance agent now for many countries, making millions of dollars on many various covert assignments. I've been giving away the money to children's support charities all over the world. Orphanages, hospitals and schools and to support the evacuees of natural catastrophes all over the world like hurricanes. Like Katrina. I can do better for them than most mismanaged and dishonest governments can. My orders from another country are to shut down the Las Vegas strip. For two months.”


Bringo

Neil Breen cures cancer Stock footage Speech condemning corrupt humanity
Hacking government secrets FREE SQUARE
(Broken laptops)
Love interest much younger than Neil Breen
Fade in/fade out magic Magic space rock Neil Breen in denim

Pure Breenius


The man himself

His glorius mug