Straight Outta Scranton

Michael:

Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon
Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin'

Dwight

Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty

Michael:

So check out how we live

Both:

IN THE ELECTRIC CITY

Michael:

Lazy Scranton the Electric City
They call it that 'cause of the electricity

Michael:

The City is laid out from east to west
And our public parks and libraries are truly the best

Michael:

Call Poison Control if you're bit by spider

Dwight

But make sure it's covered

Both:

BY YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER

Michael:

Plenty of space in the parking lot

Dwight

But the little cars go in the compact spot

Both:

• Spot
• Spot
• Spot
• Spot

Michael:

Snack attack time

Dwight

Dont lose your head

Michael:

We like Cugino's

Both:

FOR THE TASTY BREAD